A poem by Marina Esler based off fractured fairytale writing prompts.

Yo! There’s little Red, riding through the Paris hood

All dressed up because he’s a dude

But hey that ain’t no mermaid costume

Yep, needs a tail and not those legs

His eyes must be back of his head

If he thinks those tights with a run are favoured

Perhaps he should have gone to Specsavers!